A bizarre game I made in my 8th Topic book at Fairburn, which, if you inspect closely,
is impossible to win. I'm pretty sure with forfeits such as "Eat an Austin Morris"
and "Stand on one foot for five years," it's probably impossible to play at all.
Though I could often be the kind of clever dick who might have get-out clauses like
"It doesn't say stand on your own foot!" I'm not even sure what "Count 5 on Your
Head" means. Standing on your head? Or do you need five heads to be able to count
them? Ah, if only someone had actually played it with me...
It was definitely around this time that I habitually started to think of myself not
just as a normal person, but as some kind of "loony" or "nutter". I may not have
been mistaken. But the real breakthrough came here.
COMEDY Back Up Top 1971-2016
My Wellington Boots A thrilling shoe adventure July 2nd, 1980
The Munch Bunch A list of food-based names Oct 1980
THIS MUST STOP! This Must Stop! Sept 1980
Mighty White Corpuscle Gerry Germ Attacks! Nov/Dec 1980