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Norman (I've Dropped My Cup of Tea)

 

Norman, I’ve dropped my cup of tea

Will you please pick it up and put the tea back in it?

Do it quickly

Or I'll hit you

 

Norman, please build a time machine

Use it to go back in time before I dropped the teacup

And stop me dropping it

Or I’ll kill you

 

Suck the tea off the carpet

Then glue the cup back together

And spit the tea back into it

Then remove your spit from the tea

 

You might have to buy a centrifuge

From the science lab on the corner

But don't think I'm gonna pay for it

It'll have to come out of your wages

 

Norman – And if you don't succeed

I will force you to go back in time again and again

Until there’s loads of you

In my living room

 

And when there are enough of you

I will force you to kiss yourself in front of your Mum

And then there will be

A big explosion

 

I pressed my face to the window

And pressed it harder and harder

And then I kept on pressing it

Till my face went through the window

 

I drew a cock on the carpet

And did a crap on top of it

Then I screamed “Daddy”

But he never came - oh oh oh oh oh

 

Norman – you are my Daddy now

Do things a Daddy should do, like caressing my bum

And saying "There there,

Daddy's coming"

 

Norman – I’m foaming at the mouth

Will you please catch the foam in the cup I’ve been talking about?

And then drink it

Or you will suffer

 

My plan for infinite Normans

My plan for infinite Normans

 

The body’s in the woods

I left it in a car

The registration number is “B0 OB5”

It sort of spells “boobs”

I did it as a joke

See, I have got a sense of humour

No matter what you think

 

Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha

Why aren't you laughing, Norman?

Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha

 

Norman Norman Norman Norman

Norman Norman Norman Norman

Norman Norman Norman Norman

Norman Norman Norman Norman

 

 

Norman (I've Dropped My Cup of Tea) - alternative clean edit

 

Norman, I’ve dropped my cup of tea

Will you please pick it up and put the tea back in it?

Do it quickly

Or I'll hit you

 

Norman, please build a time machine

Use it to go back in time before I dropped the teacup

And stop me dropping it

Or I’ll kill you

 

Suck the tea off the carpet

Then glue the cup back together

And spit the tea back into it

Then remove your spit from the tea

 

You might have to buy a centrifuge

From the science lab on the corner

But don't think I'm gonna pay for it

It'll have to come out of your wages

 

Norman – And if you don't succeed

I will force you to go back in time again and again

Until there’s loads of you

In my living room

 

And when there are enough of you

I will force you to kiss yourself in front of your Mum

And then there will be

A big explosion

 

I pressed my face to the window

And pressed it harder and harder

And then I kept on pressing it

Till my face went through the window

 

I drew a [ART] on the carpet

And did a [FART] on top of it

Then I screamed “Daddy”

But he never came - oh oh oh oh oh

 

Norman – you are my Daddy now

Do things a Daddy should do, like repaying my debts

And talking backwards

(clever backwards message)

 

Norman – I’m foaming at the mouth

Will you please catch the foam in the cup I’ve been talking about?

And then drink it

Or you will suffer

 

My plan for infinite Normans

My plan for infinite Normans

 

The body’s in the woods

I left it in a car

The registration number is “B0 OB5”

It sort of spells “boobs”

I did it as a joke

See, I have got a sense of humour

No matter what you think

 

Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha

Why aren't you laughing, Norman?

Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha

 

Norman Norman Norman Norman

Norman Norman Norman Norman

Norman Norman Norman Norman

Norman Norman Norman Norman

 

 

 


Lyrics by Waen Shepherd 2013-2014
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