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Shut Up Mum

 

You tell me I should find a job and pay you some rent

That I should get out of bed before noon

Shut your gob Mum, shut your gob Mum

 

You tell me I should eat my greens and talk like a gent

Or get a girlfriend and tidy my room

Shut your gob Mum, shut your gob Mum

 

I’m sick and tired of you telling me what I should do

I’m gonna do my nut if I don't see the back of you

I'd much prefer it if you keep your nose out

So shut your fat gob and make my dinner

 

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

Shut up, don’t tell me what to do

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

And as for you Dad, you can shut up too

 

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

Shut up, don’t tell me what to be

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

You're really old and boring and ugly

 

You tell me I should stop picking my nose in the street

Say "please" and "thank you" and wash my own hair

Shut your gob Mum, shut your gob Mum

 

You tell me I should stop pissing all over the seat

I’ve had enough, God, it’s really unfair

Shut your gob Mum, shut your gob Mum

 

I'd much prefer it if you keep your nosey pecker out

You are a ninny and you don't know what you're on about

I'm nearly 42, you silly fat bag

So shut your cakehole and buy my comics

 

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

Shut up, don’t tell me what to do

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

And as for you Dad, you can shut up too

 

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

Shut up, don’t tell me what to think

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

You look like Jimmy Saville in that wig

You fat pig

 

No, I'm never gonna get a job

Cos the foreigners have nicked them all

And I wouldn’t have the time to write plays

And being on the dole is cool

I’m gonna lie around the house all day

In underpants that I never change

And if you ever try to tell me off

I’m gonna call you a silly fat lezzer

 

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

Shut up, don’t tell me what to do

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

And as for you Dad, you can shut up too

 

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

Shut up, you really get right on my wick

Shut up Mum, shut up Mum

And as for you Dad, you can SHIT OFF

 

Shut up Mummy, shut up Mummy

You are a stupid uncultured slag

I hate your guts, you fat ugly shit

I hope you fall down the stairs, you ridiculous prostitute

 

 

Lyrics by Waen Shepherd 2013
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