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I am a Video

 

See the dummies in the front room

Eating a load of chips and pizza, watching TV

I’m on the telly in the background

Reading the news about a boring celebrity

One of the dummies doesn’t like it

They start to argue over who controls the remote

The quarrel turns into a bloodbath

Isn’t that typical of our society?

 

All the world looks like a massive explosion

In slow motion

Caused by Reagan and Gorbachev boxing

Naked in the rain

 

I am a video of a war atrocity

I am a montage of political leaders

I am a page in a pornographic magazine

I am a limousine

I don’t care who you are

I am a superstar

I am a picture of a businessman laughing

 

See the dummies in the boardroom

They think they’re brilliant because they’re billionaires

They think they’re clever in their top hats

They think they’re brainy in their braces and swivel chairs

One of the dummies got a picture

Of starving Africans with flies all over their cheeks

She thinks it’s funny and starts giggling

Then all the others gather round and piss on it

 

All the world looks like a massive destruction

In eruption

Caused by Bush and Osama Bin Laden

Wrestling on the beach

 

I am a video of a sick society

I am a documentary about anthrax

I am a film of a yob robbing a corner shop

Gobbing and throwing up

A kiddie with a gun

I am a single Mum

I am a picture of a terrorist dancing

 

We’re all going boom

And it's all your fault

 

Black bombs

Purple tanks

Pink missiles

Fizz

Flash

Crash Bang Wallop Doom

 

I am a video of a plastic surgery

I am a Polaroid of somebody’s kidneys

I am a rat in a nuclear laboratory

Mutated horribly

A foetus in a jar

Smoking a fat cigar

I am a picture of a scientist cackling

 

I am a video of a filthy lavatory

I am an ad on Channel 44 billion

I am a film of some little piggies in a tank

Robbing a piggy bank

I am a city gent

Give me the bloody rent

I am a picture of the Government wanking

 

 

Lyrics by Waen Shepherd 2005
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