Dear Tracy and Michelle
Thank you for taking such an interest in me and my work. My manager told me about your website and asked me to have a look at it when it went online. I thought I would take this opportunity to say how much I admire your dedication and skill. It's clear that you understand the aims of the Neo Regency Face Warrior Movement, and I am pleased that you like my music so much.
I do not have access to your site on my own computer (you can't get the web on a ZX81) so it has never occurred to me to build my own site. I think you're doing a good job though, so if you like, you can have my personal endorsement to use the site as an official space for news and information about me. I'm happy to mention it at my gigs, so hopefully you'll get more traffic that way.
I would like to ask something of you though. Instead of calling yourselves Tracy and Michelle, why don't you use names more in keeping with the Neo-Regency Face Warrior ideal, and change them to something more stylish? Maybe you should change them to "Strangeness" and "Charm" (after two types of quark) but I think you should come up with your own. Who knows? Maybe you should form a band. The Movement could do with enthusiastic young people like you two in it.
I've thought that maybe we should meet some time, but I am very busy at the moment, and I'm actually not all that good with people, much preferring the company of robots and clowns. But maybe one day in the future, we can talk face to face. (Be sure to wear your warpaint!)
In the meantime, I have put you a couple of presents in the package with this letter.
Let me or my manager know about what you decide to do.
Gary Le Strange