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BOYCOTT THIS SITE!
01.06.05

NO, I don't mean this site! I mean, this site! Some bitching cow called "Little Metal Girl" (what a stupid name!), who for some reason doesn't appear to have any original ideas of her own, has decided to upload a Gary Le Strange website! It doesn't appear to have a name of any kind. It just says "Gary Le Strange" at the top of the page, and then underneath she says

Greetings from
Little Metal Girl.
Welcome to my website!
Let me introduce you to the weird and wonderful world of Gary Le Strange.

HA! I like that--"MY" website! As if she hasn't stolen most of it, including the pictures and the lyrics, wholesale from MY website! And "introduce"??? HA!! Anyone who's even remotely interested in Gary Le Strange would already know about MY website already, so I hardly think it's an "introduction"!! Oh, well, maybe it is an introduction if you're retarded, like Little Metal Girl obviously is, or if you don't mind being a COPYCAT BITCH!!!!!!!!

Even the URL is nearly the same:

www.garylestrange.org.uk

Everybody knows that's the cheapest one! It probably only cost her about 50p to register it! The whole thing looks really cheap as well, cos it's been made on one of them pikey Wanadoo web creator things, and it's only got about six pages! How
pathetic.

Then she's even got the cheek to LINK TO MY SITE! Can you believe it??? She even e-mailed me and told me it was online! COW!!

And she thinks she's
so clever, putting news up about Gary's band and a review of his gig at the Windmill in June before me! But to be honest, anyone could have found that out if they just follow him around all the time like a sad, obsessed, fat idiot, which is what she probably is. Some of us have got lives, you know! Unlike some others of us, who shall remain nameless, like Little Metal Girl. It's no use trying to score points with me, bitch, because you will LOSE, my dear.

Anyway, one thing she obviously hasn't got access to is
FREE DOWNLOADS! There are loads of new ULTRA-RARE audio tracks for you to listen to now, which you can't get on that fat cow's site.

I'd tell you all about Gary's band and the Windmill gig but there's no point now because Little Metal Girl can do it now, can't she? If that's what she wants, well, that's what she's going to get!!

Do you think it's easy, do you? Being a full-time student AND the webmaster of the hub for all the Gary Le Strange news in the galaxy, AND having to put up with fat competitors muscling in on your patch all the time? You silly little fool! Go ahead and hang yourself on your own petard, see if I care. I'm too mature to be bothered with your pathetic power games.

BOYCOTT THAT BITCH

Tracy Stork
www.garylestrange.co.uk

The original and still the best

Gary at The Windmill, Brixton, Jan 2005,
sporting his new "green smoothie" look.
Picture courtesy of Nick Miller

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