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VIDEOS
THE CHINESE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS
It’s snowing outside The kiddies are carolling The smell of mince pies Robins are pecking on a snowman’s carrot I sit in my room Feeling slightly superior I know what’s missing from their lives The Chinese ghost of Christmas comes again Bringing wisdom and joy to the Western world I leave green tea and wontons by the fire For when he comes down my chimney again He doesn’t like wine He doesn’t like mistletoe He’d rather do kung fu kicks And throw prawn balls at the Emperor’s monkeys He doesn’t believe In Jesus or Santa Claus But he joins in just to be polite The Chinese ghost of Christmas comes again On a porcelain dragon with a big red nose Water chestnuts roasting on an open fire When will he come down my chimney again?
EARLY NOTES & LYRICS
SONGS
chinese ghost 2003 chinese ghost London 2014
LYRICS
THE CHINESE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS
EARLY NOTES & LYRICS
album Polaroid Suitcase pictures Polaroid Suitcase video Ballerina notes Polaroid  Suitcase
song The Chinese Ghost of Christmas radio The Day The Music Died video The Chinese Ghost of Christmas radio Out To Lunch
It’s snowing outside The kiddies are carolling The smell of mince pies Robins are pecking on a snowman’s carrot I sit in my room Feeling slightly superior I know what’s missing from their lives The Chinese ghost of Christmas comes again Bringing wisdom and joy to the Western world I leave green tea and wontons by the fire For when he comes down my chimney again He doesn’t like wine He doesn’t like mistletoe He’d rather do kung fu kicks And throw prawn balls at the Emperor’s monkeys He doesn’t believe In Jesus or Santa Claus But he joins in just to be polite The Chinese ghost of Christmas comes again On a porcelain dragon with a big red nose Water chestnuts roasting on an open fire When will he come down my chimney again?