LYRICS

SEX DUMMY

I saw you in a shop front yesterday And I had to take you home With your plastic legs and your shiny face Hey man, you’re looking cool I dressed you up in silk and lace And a pirate’s hat and cape Then we went down town And we danced the night away People say you’re just a fantasy But they don’t know How much you mean to me People are cruel And they say I'm a fool But they don’t understand Sex dummy I took you down to a disco bar And they all thought I was weird When we sat in the café drinking wine They said I was a spacker It’s getting hard and I can’t go on Why won’t they accept us? I’ve got a good mind to blow them all away People say you’re a monstrosity And everyone I meet is scared of me They say I’m mad But they’re wrong and they’re bad They are all just jealous Sex dummy I took you round the back of the supermarket, over by the disused factories and the high-rise tower blocks, beneath the concrete underpass. You looked beautiful in the moonlight, your plastic skin shining under your bright leather studded cowboy pants. I told you I loved you, and we made love in the car park, one last time up against the wall. Then I threw you on the skip like a load of old rubbish. I won’t forget you, sex dummy. Then I sprayed myself in plastic And now I really look fantastic You may be gone But I’ll still carry on Now I’m just like you Sex dummy

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