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I’M JAPANESE

Well, I’m a stranger in a weird, foreign land I just stepped off the Central Line I’ve only got a thousand yen in my hand That’s only £5.29 Please mister, won’t you help me out I cannot find my way about Give us a quid to buy some rice and stuff Oh-oh, I’m Japanese Can you direct me to the station, please? Oh-oh, I’m Japanese Chinese, Japanese, mucky knees What are these? Back in Japan I’ve got a bamboo bungalow I lay my futon on the floor My flag is red with stars of wonderful yellow Or is that China? I'm not sure Bad men say I pronounce an “R” Like it’s an “L” and vice versa But that’s just lacist and lidicurous Oh-oh, I’m Japanese You say I’m not and I will flick the V’s Oh-oh, I’m Japanese Shogun, Pokemon, Hiroshima, konichiwa Red circle on a big white cloth Godzilla fights the giant moth Kimonoed geishas do a dance Fat blokes fight in their underpants I love the gleaming cities Cartoon kiddies with big titties Why won’t you accept I’m from Tokyo? It makes me broody angly Oh-oh, I’m Japanese I eat raw fish and I’m allergic to cheese Oh-oh, I’m Japanese Hentai, Samurai, Shoganai, Banzai Oh-oh, I’m Japanese Even though I’m blonde And I’m as tall as John Cleese Oh-oh, I’m Japanese Chinese, Japanese, mucky knees What are these?

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