LYRICS

PRINCE CHARLES

Cinderella, Cinderella Don’t you ever listen to your sisters Cinderella, Cinderella They’re only ugly men in silly dresses Cinderella, Cinderella Always remember that you are an Indian Cinderella, Cinderella When you grow up You’re probably going to marry Prince Charles Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah Prince Charles Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah Cinderella, Cinderella Driving to the wedding in a pumpkin Dressed in leather and peacock feathers Fancy tights and multi-coloured sequins Cinderella, Cinderella Always remember The part of you that’s cowboy Don’t you dither or reconsider Get up the aisle Or you’re never going to marry Prince Charles Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah Prince Charles Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah Don’t you worry, you poor little Indian Suffering in the sand You sold your lands to the white invader But at least you looked good Cinderella, Cinderella Changes her mind and runs from the cathedral Drives away in the royal pumpkin And crashes it in an underpass in Paris Cinderella, you are dead, but You’ll be remembered by everyone forever Not because you’re good or clever But because you very nearly married Prince Charles Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah Prince Charles Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah Indian, you’re Indian You’re Indian with a little bit of cowboy Indian, you’re Indian You’re Indian with a little bit of cowboy

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