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MICHAEL THE SWAN

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Say, have you heard of Michael the Swan? He’s really good is Michael the Swan I’d never heard of Michael the Swan Until I heard of Michael the Swan I fell in love with Michael the Swan He’s really cool is Michael the Swan Ooh, get a load of Michael the Swan Hip hip hooray for Michael the Swan He’s my favourite cartoon character from all the TV shows That haven’t really been on telly in real life at all I wanna touch him, Michael the Swan I wanna see him, Michael the Swan I wanna be him, Michael the Swan I think I am him, Michael the Swan Ooh pretty pretty, Michael the Swan Ooh kissy kissy, Michael the Swan He’s better than being kicked in the stomach by a dwarf Or being garrotted by an evil Chinese henchman Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ooh, yeah! Michael, Michael, we all love you Michael, Michael, be our Daddy Michael, Michael, you’re so funny Michael, please replace our Mummy He’s a wonderful role model for the kids Even though he smokes fags and drinks And he looks like a skull in a nest of mince In a boat of flame on a toxic lake Ooh, ooh, look at you Swanning around like Fu Manchu He’s a swinging queen, he’s the voodoo wiz And I know he’s brill cos everybody says he is Michael, Michael, we all praise you Sing Hosanna in excelsis He’s made of bread (x2) Got a beard of bread (x2) A slice of pork on his head (x4) Amen

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