I met you in JulyThe sun was in the skyI thought that you were just like any other normal guyBut something wasn’t rightI thought it maybe mightBe the way your shiny plastic skin reflected in the lightThe temperature was highI had to ask you whyYou always walked around in that oppressive shirt and tie Instead of merely talkingYou answered in a squawkingAmerican Computer voice a bit like Stephen HawkingYou look just like a manYou look just like a manExcept you’re made of metal and your head’s a frying panSome people say you’re creepyBut they’re just sad and weepyI love the way you clank around and go all boopy-beepyYou said your name was DougieIt’s getting really muggyLet’s drive away to Blackpool in a psychedelic buggyI dig you through and throughI guess you dig me tooI wish they all could be a Californiandroid like youFun! Fun!In the summertimeFun! Fun!You and meFun! Fun!On the beachesFun! Fun!In the seaFun! Fun! Fun! Fun!Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!We had fun, fun, fun on the beaches and the oceansWell, I did and you didn’t, ‘cause you have no real emotionsYou cannot lick an ice cream, you blow up in the seaYou have no moral problem when you coldly swat a beeYou’re like something out of Blade Runner but slightly more upbeatIt’s tragic that your plastic skin all melted in the heatAnd you look like such a ninny in your tiny teeny weenyItsy bitsy yellow polka dotted frilly girl’s bikiniFun! Fun!With a beach ballFun! Fun!With a bucket and spadeFun! Fun! Fun! Fun!Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!Oh dear – there goes the charabanc
I met you in JulyThe sun was in the skyI thought that you were Just like any other normal guyBut something wasn’t rightI thought it maybe mightBe the way your shiny plastic skin Reflected in the lightThe temperature was highI had to ask you whyYou always walked around In that oppressive shirt and tie Instead of merely talkingYou answered in a squawkingAmerican Computer voice A bit like Stephen HawkingYou look just like a manYou look just like a manExcept you’re made of metal And your head’s a frying panSome people say you’re creepyBut they’re just sad and weepyI love the way you clank around And go all boopy-beepyYou said your name was DougieIt’s getting really muggyLet’s drive away to Blackpool In a psychedelic buggyI dig you through and throughI guess you dig me tooI wish they all could be A Californiandroid like youFun! Fun!In the summertimeFun! Fun!You and meFun! Fun!On the beachesFun! Fun!In the seaFun! Fun! Fun! Fun!Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!We had fun, fun, fun On the beaches and the oceansWell, I did and you didn’t‘cause you have no real emotionsYou cannot lick an ice creamYou blow up in the seaYou have no moral problem When you coldly swat a beeYou’re like something out of Blade Runner But slightly more upbeatIt’s tragic that your plastic skin All melted in the heatAnd you look like such a ninny In your tiny teeny weenyItsy bitsy yellow polka dotted Frilly girl’s bikiniFun! Fun!With a beach ballFun! Fun!With a bucket and spadeFun! Fun! Fun! Fun!Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!Oh dear – there goes the charabanc