I was standing in the kitchen yesterdayIt was getting really hotThe grill was toasting and the oven was roastingI couldn’t turn them offThe temperature rose to a hundred degreesThen it rose a hundred moreSo I did what any normal man would doCan you see me through the window paneTaking all my clothes off in the kitchenI dance in the nudeIn my rude solitudePlease don’t tell my MumLook at my bumA crowd gathered round outside the houseAnd they shouted and they jeeredAs I grooved and gyrated my sexy hipsThey said I was a scandalBut as the dance went on and onThey somehow changed their mindsAnd everybody bore their bare behindsSee us dancing in the avenueWe don’t care what people say or doJumping aroundWith our trousers pulled downPlease don’t tell our MumsLook at our bums
I was standing in the kitchen yesterdayIt was getting really hotThe grill was toasting And the oven was roastingI couldn’t turn them offThe temperature rose to a hundred degreesThen it rose a hundred moreSo I did what any normal man would doCan you see me through the window paneTaking all my clothes off in the kitchenI dance in the nudeIn my rude solitudePlease don’t tell my MumLook at my bumA crowd gathered round outside the houseAnd they shouted and they jeeredAs I grooved and gyrated my sexy hipsThey said I was a scandalBut as the dance went on and onThey somehow changed their mindsAnd everybody bore their bare behindsSee us dancing in the avenueWe don’t care what people say or doJumping aroundWith our trousers pulled downPlease don’t tell our MumsLook at our bums