You twirl and you tumbleYou frolic and gambolYou leap like an acrobat and you’re good at pratfallsYou’re witty and charmingYou do close-up card tricksYou make me feel giggly when you play with your ballsHarlequin, HarlequinYou’re a funny clown and I laugh with youHarlequin, HarlequinYou make me feel all dreamy in my tummyWhy aren’t you allowed?My mother and fatherAre both disappointedThey say you’re a murderer but I don’t think it’s trueAttempted to lock meIn my bedroom but I escapedThey simply don’t understand how much I like youHarlequin, HarlequinI smack you in my veins and drift off somewhereAnd my head expands, filling the universeLike I’m a baby wrapped in cotton woolAnd I do not need foodAnd I do not need shelterAnd I’ll stab anyone who stands in the wayOf me being with you
You twirl and you tumbleYou frolic and gambolYou leap like an acrobat And you’re good at pratfallsYou’re witty and charmingYou do close-up card tricksYou make me feel giggly When you play with your ballsHarlequin, HarlequinYou’re a funny clown and I laugh with youHarlequin, HarlequinYou make me feel all dreamy in my tummyWhy aren’t you allowed?My mother and fatherAre both disappointedThey say you’re a murderer But I don’t think it’s trueAttempted to lock meIn my bedroom but I escapedThey simply don’t understand How much I like youHarlequin, HarlequinI smack you in my veins And drift off somewhereAnd my head expands, filling the universeLike I’m a baby wrapped in cotton woolAnd I do not need foodAnd I do not need shelterAnd I’ll stab anyone who stands in the wayOf me being with you