I’m a British teenager in 2003I want to put some music on but nothing much appeals to meFrom gloomy, derivative indie bands who can’t write good songsTo faceless DJs, R&B and karaoke singalongsKylie and Robbie Williams are yesterday’s newsEminem looks like my Grandad in his vest and tattoosI’m a teenager and I want a revolutionI’m a teenager and I want a revolutionI threw my mobile off a cliff And chucked my Gameboy in the binI flushed my trainers down the bog And punched my widescreen telly inI’m gonna wear high heels and tights And mascara like a girlCos I’m a teenage rebel and I don’t careAnd I wanna stick twos up at the worldBritney and Busted are as thrilling as custardAnd who does Dido think she is? Sinead O’Connor or the Cranberries?I’m a teenager and I want a revolutionI’m a teenager and I want a revolutionDon’t have a go at a teenager, it’s not very niceI don’t need you old fogies and your bad adviceLike the American native, I am extremely innovativeAnd I’m very creative to bootDon’t laugh at a teenager’s face, I am not a buffoonYou’re gonna eat your own words to a different tuneI wanna listen to some decent music just for a changeSo do a billion dollar record deal with Gary Le Strange
I’m a British teenager in 2003I want to put some music on But nothing much appeals to meFrom gloomy, derivative indie bands Who can’t write good songsTo faceless DJs, R&B and karaoke singalongsKylie and Robbie Williams Are yesterday’s newsEminem looks like my Grandad In his vest and tattoosI’m a teenager and I want a revolutionI’m a teenager and I want a revolutionI threw my mobile off a cliff And chucked my Gameboy in the binI flushed my trainers down the bog And punched my widescreen telly inI’m gonna wear high heels and tights And mascara like a girlCos I’m a teenage rebel and I don’t careAnd I wanna stick twos up at the worldBritney and BustedAre as thrilling as custardAnd who does Dido think she is? Sinead O’Connor or the Cranberries?I’m a teenager and I want a revolutionI’m a teenager and I want a revolutionDon’t have a go at a teenagerIt’s not very niceI don’t need you old fogies And your bad adviceLike the American nativeI am extremely innovativeAnd I’m very creative to bootDon’t laugh at a teenager’s faceI am not a buffoonYou’re gonna eat your own wordsTo a different tuneI wanna listen to some decent music Just for a changeSo do a billion dollar record dealWith Gary Le Strange