Do you remember in the old days?We used to sit round in a circle and play songs on the pianoAnd if you wanted someone else to hear itWell, you’d have to write it downYou had to send it on a horse and it would take about a fortnightBut now we’re in the futureI can write songs on my computerImagine the futilityOf a horse trying to keep up with meDo you remember in the old days?We used to spin black plastic round and touch it with a needleSome people say that’s better than the stuff that we’ve got nowBut hey, move over Grandad! This is the 21st century, manStop and have a think what the future might holdWe could clone our favourite pop stars and make them do the washing upOr replace our ears with samplers and our larynxes with CD burnersAnd have drum loops pouring out of our mouthsAnd what if I invented a soundThat could wipe out an entire army but leave the buildings intact?I’m not saying I’d use it but we’ll have to wait and seeThat’s the wonderful, exciting, sexy world of technology
Do you remember in the old days?We used to sit round in a circle And play songs on the pianoAnd if you wanted someone else to hear itWell, you’d have to write it downYou had to send it on a horse And it would take about a fortnightBut now we’re in the futureI can write songs on my computerImagine the futilityOf a horse trying to keep up with meDo you remember in the old days?We used to spin black plastic round And touch it with a needleSome people say that’s better Than the stuff that we’ve got nowBut hey, move over Grandad! This is the 21st century, manStop and have a think What the future might holdWe could clone our favourite pop stars And make them do the washing upOr replace our ears with samplers And our larynxes with CD burnersAnd have drum loops Pouring out of our mouthsAnd what if I invented a soundThat could wipe out an entire army But leave the buildings intact?I’m not saying I’d use it But we’ll have to wait and seeThat’s the wonderful, excitingSexy world of technology!