The Return of Boring
Of all the unfinished stories in my first English book, Supersilver is the one I’m least
interested in revisiting. But something convinced me to do it, and we’ve ended up with this.
It really doesn’t look like I was that interested in it though. I derail the story immediately by
realising before the end of the second sentence that Supersilver didn’t actually die at the
end of the previous chapter like I just said he did, forcing me to backtrack in a painfully
awkward manner.
Like the previous instalment, this is based on the Micronauts action figure range, but unlike
the first episode, this doesn’t convey any of the joy of playing with the toys, coming across
more as a mechanical chore to fill the time before the end of the day. We do finally get to
meet Lt Hyperion though, who was announced as being in the previous story but never
actually made it to the page, which suggests I am at least paying some attention rather than
just blindly making it up as I go along. Trouble is, blindly making it up as I went along was
obviously much more fun.
Unfinished Business
The bit at the top of the page, written March 27th, is (I think) an example of Dictation
Practice, where Mr Geraghty would read something out and we would write it down, then
mark ourselves on how well we did. Obviously I’ve given myself full marks, even though I’ve
spotted quite a few mistakes already. But I guess that’s what happens when a teacher
delegates the marking to his own students.
You might notice I’ve retrospectively penned in the suffix ‘A.D.’ next to the date for both
pieces here - just in case we changed to a new year-numbering system or you thought it
might be 1980 BC. I’ve only just realised I did this for every single story in the book. And not
just this book, but all the others as well. From here until I leave Fairburn, there are only a
handful of pieces in any of my English books which don’t have ‘A.D.’ written after the date.
But obviously on this occasion, I forgot, and at some point in the future, obsessively went
back through all my work adding ‘A.D.’ to everything I’d previously written. Apart from English
1, apparently. Maybe I ran out of time.
And that’s it. The end of my second term. Just six months ago, I was conservative and
trepidatious, writing about normal, everyday things and doing as I was told. In the past three
months, I’ve outed myself as a science-fiction and comics fan of quite some magnitude, with
a weird sense of humour and a passion for writing about strange, exciting worlds populated
by strong characters and bizarre creatures. The caution I displayed in the first term has
gone, to be replaced by a furious optimism which borders on recklessness. Whatever the
third term brings, there’s no doubt that, by this point in my time at Fairburn School, I was a
happy, confident kid with a firm sense of his own identity.
I didn’t know it at the time, but I was already over a quarter of the way through the Fairburn
story. At first, we probably intended to stay a lot longer. But something would happen over
the next few months to throw everything completely up in the air…
THE MICRONAUTS WILL RETURN in: GIANT KARZA
TERM 2
The birth of the 1980s -
Blake’s 7, Blondie and
battles in space
Apeth
Badly-spelt high-jinks
with a purple gorilla
from outer space!
The Return of Supersilver
Ceremonies
For Sale
School Rules
Football
The Micronauts: The Return of Supersilver
Apeth (frum Ota Sbees)
Exploring the Underworld
When I Was Happiest
Plant Description
The Money Shop: Part 1
The Money Shop: Part 2
Moses and the Pharaoh
Ideas for Sports
The Money Shop: Part 3
Watch: Cocoa
The Horrible Black Friday
Waen Shepherd’s Run
I Do Not Like…
My Wellington Boots
I Am John McEnroe
Police Horses
My Name is Alice
Captain Kremmen: The Cat Soldiers
Andrew’s Body Area
Star Wars: Revenge of the Jedi
Summer
Scaredy Cat Goes to the Dentist’s
Judge Dredd: The Shape Changers
Apeth Returns
The Phantom Strikes Again
Grate Rubbing
Starkiller
Captain Shepherd
The Origin of Tomato Man
Copy Writing & Exercises
The Hulk
Puny humans won’t be
able to resist this
amazing pin-up!
More Puzzlers
A trio of ‘Make You Very
Crosswords’ to make
you slightly cross
Fury Falls
Evel Knievel in a scary
waterfall adventure
with Split Sam!
Grobschnitt’s Page
Meet Grobschnitt, the
dome-headed
Harbinger of Mischief
Exploring the
Underworld
Eight boys go exploring
in a dangerous cave