Yeah, so this is isn’t really a proper Science book at
all. Just the History book turned upside down and
back to front. Clearly, Mr Geraghty was budget-
conscious and, knowing we wouldn’t really be doing
that many science experiments over the course of
our several years there, realised we’d waste fewer
precious exercise books if we doubled them up to
cover more than one subject.
The fact that there are only four science experiments
written up in the back of this book means either of
two things:
1.
Mr Geraghty was right, because we only ever did
four experiments in my entire two and a half
years at the school, so to start a new book would
have been an unconscionable waste of paper
2.
Mr Geraghty was wrong, because we did a whole
load of other experiments which wasted some
other school paper instead
Since I kept just about all the books I ever wrote at
Fairburn School, I’m inclined to believe the former.
This not actually being a real separate book, it
doesn’t have a real cover. Instead, we’re treated to
several early examples of me trying to do joined up
writing. The ones in pencil at the bottom (upside
down) are attempts at writing my own name. The
ones in pen at the top are other boys in my class. I
hadn’t quite worked out at this point how to join up
the letters but still make them look like separate
letters, so I’ll count this as a failure. But a bold one.
We all have to start somewhere.
As for the contents? Well, there are only four
experiments so there’s not much to say. Please read
on to find out more…
FAIRBURN
The place where I wrote
all this rubbish
WAEN SHEPHERD
Who was this strange
little boy?
GEOGRAPHY 1
Sept 1979 - Feb 1981
HISTORY 1
Sept 1979 - Oct 1981
Darth Vader
An autograph from a
genuine stand-in
Christmas 1979
Can Waen last the night
without opening his
presents?
Science 1
October 1979 - April 1980
TERM 1
A day-by-day account of
Waen’s first term at
Fairburn School
TOPIC 2
The one where it all
kicks off
Apeth
Badly-spelt high-jinks
with a purple gorilla
from outer space!
Captain Carnivore
Gary Shepherd is
hunted down by a
deadly flying meteor