Experiment One
The best thing about this is, it’s got people in it, so it
immediately places you in the classroom with the
kids. Darren (Darren Ridley) and Tracy (Tracy Bastow
- the older sister of Jason, who became a good friend
of mine later on) were both in the third year, so
could obviously be trusted to hold steadily-heavying
bowls of water without dropping and/or smashing
them all on the classroom floor.
This story was buried at the bottom of a carrier bag
for nearly three decades before I rediscovered it in
2007, so any memory I have of it should have been
obliterated by time. But reading it now, I can still see
their smiling faces as they try to catch the water in
the bowls, and I can still hear our giggles as we
watch them struggling not to drop what they’re
holding. Whether those memories are real or
imagined, I’ll never know, but Tracy’s bowl is a large,
beige ceramic one we usually used for mixing the
butter and sugar to stick on the top of fairy buns.
And since I didn’t start making buns at school until at
least age 11, I’d say this memory is almost 100%
completely made up.
Not sure I’ve written this up in the most effective
way, but the picture tells me everything I need to
know. Basically, the more water there is above the
hole, the more pressure upon the water below, so
water will gush out of a hole at the bottom much
more forcefully than it would near the top, where
there’s much less pressure.
It’s a cool little experiment and must have been fun
as well as eye-opening. I only wish we’d carried on
doing more experiments like this into high school
age, then I might have found Physics slightly more
interesting. (It wasn’t one of my best subjects.)
Note the upside-down ‘Thursday’ at the bottom of
the page, where I clearly misunderstood the
direction to start writing at the back of the book. We
were discouraged from crossing out or erasing
mistakes, leaving stuff like this for posterity,
FAIRBURN
The place where I wrote
all this rubbish
GEOGRAPHY 1
Sept 1979 - Feb 1981
HISTORY 1
Sept 1979 - Oct 1981
Darth Vader
An autograph from a
genuine stand-in
The Forgotten World
John and Mick fall foul
of some extreme
potholing
Christmas 1979
Can Waen last the night
without opening his
presents?
Water Pressure
TERM 1
A day-by-day account of
Waen’s first term at
Fairburn School
TERM 2
The birth of the 1980s -
Blake’s 7, Blondie and
battles in space
TOPIC 2
The one where it all
kicks off