LYRICS

MODERN DISGUISE

My legs are wheels My arms are doors My head’s a sunroof When I’m in my modern disguise I’ve got the names “Julie” and “Chris” Written on my face And I’ve got headlights for eyes You wouldn’t recognise me You wouldn’t recognise me If you could see me bombing Up and down the M63 I stand in the car park Waiting for drivers But no one wants to climb inside I am refused entry to pubs Because I don’t fit through the door I’m too wide But you can come inside me Yes, you can come inside me Please take your boots off, will you? I just paid to have it all cleaned Keep your feet off my upholstery Keep your feet off my upholstery People victimise me Joyride and vandalise me Good job I’m wearing My protective armour-plated windscreen There’s a radio in my brain I can pick the cops up on it They tell me I can do whatever I please I can drive on the right hand side I can smash through the front Of the supermarket I can do whatever I like I’m a car, not a boat or a plane or a bike So you better fill me up with petrol I don’t run on steam, you know Just strap your belt on and we’ll go, go, go We’re gonna bomb around town Knocking everybody down I’m a massive limousine I’m a killing machine My legs are bombs My arms are guns My head’s a bread knife And my brain is made of grenades I’ve got the words “Satan” and “Shit” Written on my bonnet When I’m in my modern disguise

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