Warriors!“Yeah!”Do you like fashion?“Yeah!”Do you like bombs?“No!”We are warriors and fashion, not bombs, is our weapons!“Yeah!”All behold the warriors going off to warSailing down your fantasies in a great big golden gondolaWe charge into pop history with battle in our heartsWe are the best and we will not rest Till we dominate the singles chartWe don’t carry rifles or bullets or swordsThe sharpest thing that we possess is our dress sense of courseWe are warriors and fashion is our weaponsTear your t-shirt off and throw it to the lionsOnward, upward, sideways, down to the record companyWe rip the gold discs from the walls And melt them down for jewelleryFascistic guards in horrendous clothes eject us through the doorWise men say we should leave it thereBut we’ve got to fight this bloody warHeroes are sleeping, maidens are weepingRobots are beeping in this world I’ve made upWe are warriors and fashion is our weaponsTear your t-shirt off and throw it to the lionsAnd even though you fool your matesThat you don’t like what you seeDown below that plain white vestYou’re a dandy just like meDon’t cut off a warrior’s head - it won’t kill him, you knowHe’ll still be alive for an hour or soLike the proverbial chicken, he’s gonna give you a kickin’And you are gonna be lickin’ your woundsDon’t cut off a warrior’s head, cos he’ll still run aroundHe’s gonna dance to the rhythm of the warrior soundDon’t giggle at the way he’s got his wardrobe arrangedBecause there’s nothing Le Funny about Gary Le StrangeWe are warriors and fashion is our weaponsTear your t-shirt off and throw it to the lionsWise men say that when all’s said and doneYou can’t get any higher than Number OneBut when the war is over and the battle’s been foughtThis record’s gonna get to Number NoughtDoo diddle doodle diddle quacka wacka doo dumDoo diddle doodle diddle quacka wacka doo dum
Warriors!“Yeah!”Do you like fashion?“Yeah!”Do you like bombs?“No!”We are warriors And fashion, not bombs is our weapons!“Yeah!”All behold the warriors going off to warSailing down your fantasies In a great big golden gondolaWe charge into pop history With battle in our heartsWe are the best and we will not rest Till we dominate the singles chartWe don’t carry rifles or bullets or swordsThe sharpest thing that we possess Is our dress sense of courseWe are warriors and fashion is our weaponsTear your t-shirt off and throw it to the lionsOnward, upward, sideways, down To the record companyWe rip the gold discs from the walls And melt them down for jewelleryFascistic guards in horrendous clothes Eject us through the doorWise men say we should leave it thereBut we’ve got to fight this bloody warHeroes are sleeping, maidens are weepingRobots are beeping in this world I’ve made upWe are warriors and fashion is our weaponsTear your t-shirt off and throw it to the lionsAnd even though you fool your matesThat you don’t like what you seeDown below that plain white vestYou’re a dandy just like meDon’t cut off a warrior’s headIt won’t kill him, you knowHe’ll still be alive for an hour or soLike the proverbial chickenHe’s gonna give you a kickin’And you are gonna be lickin’ your woundsDon’t cut off a warrior’s headCos he’ll still run aroundHe’s gonna dance to the rhythm Of the warrior soundDon’t giggle at the way He’s got his wardrobe arrangedBecause there’s nothing Le Funny About Gary Le StrangeWe are warriors and fashion is our weaponsTear your t-shirt off and throw it to the lionsWise men say that when all’s said and doneYou can’t get any higher than Number OneBut when the war is over And the battle’s been foughtThis record’s gonna get to Number NoughtDoo diddle doodle diddle Quacka wacka doo dumDoo diddle doodle diddle Quacka wacka doo dumAww Aww Aww AwwYah!