Stalking the streetsProwling for meatSomething petiteA little dumb dolly to treatCome right insideI can provideA very wideSelection of prossies to tryIsn’t it niceThis life of viceDo one for a tennerDo the second half priceMy tarts are hotI’ve got the lotIf they don’t bang youI’ll have them shotI’m a seedy pimp in SohoStanding outside Madame JoJo’sIn a great big purple fur coatWith a pistol in my fistIt’s only half p for a MojoBut 25 quid for a blow-joWon’t you try my dirty whores and you will seeYou’ll seeI know a dollyGoes by the name of MollyIf you give her some lollyBy Golly, she’s goodHey Mister XDo you want naughty sex?Do you like German nursesWith fat hairy necks?My wife and kidsDon’t know I do thisIt’s my secret blissSo button your lipsDon’t tell the copsAbout my knocking shopsOr I’ll take a few popsAt your chopsI’m a seedy pimp in SohoStanding outside Madame JoJo’sIn a great big purple ponchoWith some bling around my wristI am a sleazy little sinnerI eat dog muck for my dinnerHave a quick go on my birds and you will seeYou’ll seeI cruise around the grotty pubs and bars of Central LondonLooking for naughty little schoolgirls to captureThen I drug and enslave them in my illegal haremAnd use all the money to buy crack and jewelsSome people say it's evil and I should stop doing itBut get over it, man – it’s only a bit of harmless funI’m a seedy pimp in SohoStanding outside Madame JoJo’sLike some sleazy little MofoSelling bitches for a quidI like to con the dilettantesWho come sniffing round for pantiesWon’t you try my filthy bints and you will seeYou’ll seeYou’ll see
Stalking the streetsProwling for meatSomething petiteA little dumb dolly to treatCome right insideI can provideA very wideSelection of prossies to tryIsn’t it niceThis life of viceDo one for a tennerDo the second half priceMy tarts are hotI’ve got the lotIf they don’t bang youI’ll have them shotI’m a seedy pimp in SohoStanding outside Madame JoJo’sIn a great big purple fur coatWith a pistol in my fistIt’s only half p for a MojoBut 25 quid for a blow-joWon’t you try my dirty whores And you will seeYou’ll seeI know a dollyGoes by the name of MollyIf you give her some lollyBy Golly, she’s goodHey Mister XDo you want naughty sex?Do you like German nursesWith fat hairy necks?My wife and kidsDon’t know I do thisIt’s my secret blissSo button your lipsDon’t tell the copsAbout my knocking shopsOr I’ll take a few popsAt your chopsI’m a seedy pimp in SohoStanding outside Madame JoJo’sIn a great big purple ponchoWith some bling around my wristI am a sleazy little sinnerI eat dog muck for my dinnerHave a quick go on my birds And you will seeYou’ll seeI cruise around the grotty pubs and bars Of Central LondonLooking for naughty little schoolgirls to captureThen I drug and enslave them In my illegal haremAnd use all the money to buy crack and jewelsSome people say it's evil And I should stop doing itBut get over it, manIt’s only a bit of harmless funI’m a seedy pimp in SohoStanding outside Madame JoJo’sLike some sleazy little MofoSelling bitches for a quidI like to con the dilettantesWho come sniffing round for pantiesWon’t you try my filthy bints and you will seeYou’ll seeYou’ll see