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Music for televisionsTelevision going blah blah blahCome and see the telly bopTo the television rockMy synthesiser playingAll the weirdest noises in the universeAnd when the telly hears itHe begins to dance around the furnitureHe does, you knowMusic for televisionsTelevision going blah blah blahGonna scribble on a be bopA ninga ninga nahMy synthesiser plays aFuturistic cybernetic sci-fi tuneMy television’s crazyAnd he likes to polka round the living roomHe only likes my songsHe don’t like Elton JohnAnd he hates WhamMy mates say I’m a liarBut they don’t know what they’re on aboutThey ought to come and see itBut I will not let them inWhy should I let them in?They ought to just believe meAnd then shut their stupid gobsShut their gobsShut their gobsShut their bloody gobsMusic for televisionsTelevision going blah blah blahA scribble on a be bopA ninga ninga nahTwa bra inga ninga ninga nahTwa bra inga ninga ninga nahMu Mu Mu MuMu Mu Mu MuMu Mu MuTelevisions