LYRICS

PINCH ME, I MUST BE DREAMING

Pinch me, I must be dreaming The teenage girls are screaming My face in all the papers They all say I’m the greatest I can’t believe this feeling Pinch me, I must be dreaming tonight My heroes look up to me Hot sexy chicks pursue me They say my album’s better Than all of the other ones put together My songs have depth and meaning Pinch me, I must be dreaming tonight There’s posters of me everywhere And statues of me in the square And when I shake your hand You crumble to your knees As if in some quasi-religious fever The public cry out for me Great artists queue to draw me Nobody mugs or stabs me The Inland Rev don’t dare to tax me Don’t sit there sad and gloomy Come on now, get into me I am the Captain of a rock and roll gang Academics all agree I’m more important than Elvis I am so mighty, I can summon up Gods I can make them do tornadoes And volcanoes and stuff I can take as much cocaine as I want And no one tells the coppers If they did, I’d have them shot The entire population Bows down in adoration You bastard, I’m not lying What is it that you’re implying? You’re lucky you’re not dying Kneel down and start complying There’s a bunch of stalkers in the yard And they all think I’m a God So come on! Every girl and every man From Timbuktu to Pakistan Come kiss my hand, come kiss my face Come kiss my ass because I’m ace Farewell to all you haters You doubters and you traitors You’re all so bloody jealous You said I was rubbish, but am I hell as I am the great succeeder Praise me, I am your leader tonight Tonight Tonight

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