LYRICS
WHEN I’M PRIME MINISTER
Politicians think they know stuff
And they think they’re cool but they’re not
They just make a pig’s ear of stuff
And the whole damn world’s gone to pot
When I’m Prime Minister
I’m gonna make this country fab and groovy
(Put it back on the map)
When I’m Prime Minister
I’m gonna strut my stuff, get down and boogie
(Politicians are crap)
Every evening, I have a dream
That when I’m in charge, there’ll be no more war and despair
Everybody will be so happy, they’ll all start dancing
And fling their clothes in the air
Then some naked ladies will come in my room
And touch me on the balls
Everybody will marvel at my political expertise
Naked ladies will fancy me in my military fatigues
When I’m Prime Minister
I'm gonna be so big and rich and famous
(Everyone knows my face)
When I’m Prime Minister
I’m gonna touch the bums of naked ladies
(Naked ladies are ace)
Every morning, I fantasise
That when I am King, there’ll be no more famine or plague
Everybody will be my mate
And I’ll be Number One in the pop charts every single day
Then a load of naked ladies touch me on the willy in my TARDIS
All around the world, the kids will venerate my name
Folks gonna say I’m the hippest cat in the hemisphere (x3)
Naked ladies fancy me because I'm cool
When I’m Prime Minister (x4)
When I’m Prime Minister
Kidney Piper
Shivering in the Rain
Secret Wolf
Midnight Bastard
Wish That I Could Sleep
Rodney Normal
Beef Scarecrow
Day of the Maggots
Michael the Swan
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Oui Monsieur Papillon
Black Doll Man
Cat in a Washing Machine
Beef Scarecrow (2005-06)
LYRICS
WHEN I’M PRIME MINISTER
Politicians think they know stuff
And they think they’re cool but they’re not
They just make a pig’s ear of stuff
And the whole damn world’s gone to pot
When I’m Prime Minister
I’m gonna make this country fab and groovy
(Put it back on the map)
When I’m Prime Minister
I’m gonna strut my stuff, get down and boogie
(Politicians are crap)
Every evening, I have a dream
That when I’m in charge
There’ll be no more war and despair
Everybody will be so happy
They’ll all start dancing
And fling their clothes in the air
Then some naked ladies will come in my room
And touch me on the balls
Everybody will marvel
At my political expertise
Naked ladies will fancy me
In my military fatigues
When I’m Prime Minister
I'm gonna be so big and rich and famous
(Everyone knows my face)
When I’m Prime Minister
I’m gonna touch the bums of naked ladies
(Naked ladies are ace)
Every morning, I fantasise
That when I am King
There’ll be no more famine or plague
Everybody will be my mate
And I’ll be Number One in the pop charts
Every single day
Then a load of naked ladies
Touch me on the willy in my TARDIS
All around the world
The kids will venerate my name
Folks gonna say
I’m the hippest cat in the hemisphere
Naked ladies fancy me because I'm cool
When I’m Prime Minister (x4)
