LYRICS

MIDNIGHT BASTARD

I’m the Midnight Bastard I’m a bastard – I’m a hangman with a noose I’m the Midnight Bastard I’m a gangster – I’m a panther on the loose I honk like a gander saying “Boo” to a goose I’m the Midnight Bastard I’m the devil – and I don’t got no excuse I’m the Midnight Bastard I’m a prowler – an’ I’m a-creepin’ up on you I’m the Midnight Bastard I’m a scowler – an’ I’m scowlin' at the moon I tippy-toe around your flat In an orthopaedic shoe I’m the Midnight Bastard I’m a burglar – You better dial 913502 And I say "A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo a hoo hoo” Like this "A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo" I don’t know why, I just like it, I guess I’m the Midnight Bastard I’m a zombie – I’m the jumpin’ jivin’ dead I’m the Midnight Bastard I’m a mangy tramp with a gammy wooden leg Got an entire rabbit’s body On a string around my neck I’m the Midnight Bastard I’m a hunchback I got bells all bongin’ inside my head And I go "A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo a hoo hoo" Like this "A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo" I don’t know why, I just like it, I guess I eat more pork and chicken Than any man you’ve ever seen Eat so much pork and chicken That I’ll probably turn into one I smoke 500 cigarettes Every single day of my life Stick 50 of ‘em in my gob And smoke ‘em all at once My eyes are wild and wonky I got snake heads in my mind Just like a gorgon Jesus My gaze will turn you into wine I’m slithery and I’m sinister You better catch me if you can I’m a deep fried Baptist minister I’m the flippin’ flamin’ Funky pork and chicken man A bawk bockee A bawk bawk bockee A bawk bockee I’m the pork and chicken man A bawk bockee A bawk bawk bockee Oh yeah, I’m the funky pork and chicken man "A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo a hoo hoo" Like this "A hoo hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo hoo" I don’t know why, I just like it, I like it, I guess

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