Stopped clock ticking on the wallI wish that I could sleepToadstools croaking in the hallI wish that I could sleepMidnight church bells chiming, cars backfiringFloorboards squeaking, dormice creakingShadows flicker on the bedI wish that I could sleepBlack cat sitting on my headI wish that I could sleepAnd why on Earth did I employ that blokeTo play the flute outside my window?Maybe I should drink some milkAnd read myself a bedtime storyMaybe I should tell the nurseTo stop injecting me with coffeeMaybe I should close the doorAnd take the sign awayThat says “Late Night Refrigerator Tipping Point”Or maybe I should just switch off the sirenAnd stop sleeping in the gardenWhere the owls and foxesScreech and flap like scary witchesAnd the shrieking voices of the moon and starsGo “Na na na na na na na na na na na na naa”And, at dawn, the children wakeThe smile of summer on their faceThey leap and giggle like a bunchOf ruthless Nazis keeping me awakeI wish that I could sleepI wish that I could sleepI wish that I could sleep
Stopped clock ticking on the wallI wish that I could sleepToadstools croaking in the hallI wish that I could sleepMidnight church bells chiming, cars backfiringFloorboards squeaking, dormice creakingShadows flicker on the bedI wish that I could sleepBlack cat sitting on my headI wish that I could sleepAnd why on Earth did I employ that blokeTo play the flute outside my window?Maybe I should drink some milkAnd read myself a bedtime storyMaybe I should tell the nurseTo stop injecting me with coffeeMaybe I should close the doorAnd take the sign away that says “Late Night Refrigerator Tipping Point”Or maybe I should just switch off the sirenAnd stop sleeping in the gardenWhere the owls and foxesScreech and flap like scary witchesAnd the shrieking voices of the moon and starsGo “Na na na na na na na na na na na na naa”And, at dawn, the children wakeThe smile of summer on their faceThey leap and giggle like a bunchOf ruthless Nazis keeping me awakeI wish that I could sleepI wish that I could sleepI wish that I could sleep