LYRICS

I AM A VIDEO

See the dummies in the front room Eating a load of chips and pizza, watching TV I’m on the telly in the background Reading the news about a boring celebrity One of the dummies doesn’t like it They start to argue Over who controls the remote The quarrel turns into a bloodbath Isn’t that typical of our society? All the world looks like a massive explosion In slow motion Caused by Reagan and Gorbachev boxing Naked in the rain I am a video of a war atrocity I am a montage of political leaders I am a page in a pornographic magazine I am a limousine I don’t care who you are I am a superstar I am a picture of a businessman laughing See the dummies in the boardroom They think they’re brilliant Because they’re billionaires They think they’re clever in their top hats They think they’re brainy In their braces and swivel chairs One of the dummies got a picture Of starving Africans With flies all over their cheeks He thinks it’s funny and starts giggling Then all the others gather round and piss on it All the world looks like a massive destruction In eruption Caused by Bush and Osama Bin Laden Wrestling on the beach I am a video of a sick society I am a documentary about anthrax I am a film of a yob robbing a corner shop Gobbing and throwing up A kiddie with a gun I am a single Mum I am a picture of a terrorist dancing We’re all going boom Black bombs Purple tanks Pink missiles Fizz Flash Crash Bang Wallop Doom I am a video of a plastic surgery I am a Polaroid of somebody’s kidneys I am a rat in a nuclear laboratory Mutated horribly A foetus in a jar Smoking a fat cigar I am a picture of a scientist cackling I am a video of a filthy lavatory I am an ad on Channel 44 billion I am a film of some little piggies in a tank Robbing a piggy bank I am a city gent Give me the bloody rent I am a picture of the Government wanking

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