You tell me I should find a job and pay you some rent That I should get out of bed before noon Shut your gob Mum, shut your gob Mum You tell me I should eat my greens and talk like a gent Or get a girlfriend and tidy my room Shut your gob Mum, shut your gob Mum I’m sick and tired of you telling me what I should do I’m gonna do my nut if I don't see the back of you I'd much prefer it if you keep your nose out So shut your fat gob and make my dinner Shut up Mum, shut up Mum Shut up, don’t tell me what to do Shut up Mum, shut up Mum And as for you Dad, you can shut up too Shut up Mum, shut up Mum Shut up, don’t tell me what to be Shut up Mum, shut up Mum You're really old and boring and ugly You tell me I should stop picking my nose in the street Say "please" and "thank you" and wash my own hair Shut your gob Mum, shut your gob Mum You tell me I should stop pissing all over the seat I’ve had enough, God, it’s really unfair Shut your gob Mum, shut your gob Mum I'd much prefer it if you keep your nosey pecker out You are a ninny and you don't know what you're on about I'm nearly 42, you silly fat bag So shut your cakehole and buy my comics Shut up Mum, shut up Mum Shut up, don’t tell me what to do Shut up Mum, shut up Mum And as for you Dad, you can shut up too Shut up Mum, shut up Mum Shut up, don’t tell me what to think Shut up Mum, shut up Mum You look like Jimmy Savile in that wig You fat pig No, I'm never gonna get a job Cos the foreigners have nicked them all And I wouldn’t have the time to write plays And being on the dole is cool I’m gonna lie around the house all day In underpants that I never change And if you ever try to tell me off I’m gonna call you a silly fat lezzer Shut up Mum, shut up Mum Shut up, don’t tell me what to do Shut up Mum, shut up Mum And as for you Dad, you can shut up too Shut up Mum, shut up Mum Shut up, you really get right on my wick Shut up Mum, shut up Mum And as for you Dad, you can SHIT OFF Shut up Mummy, shut up Mummy You are a stupid uncultured slag I hate your guts, you fat ugly shit I hope you fall down the stairs, you ridiculous prostitute