This week in the Historical Fact-Checking Department…
Warm Weather
The weather was warm? Not necessarily. The stone age took quite a long time, much of
which (especially in the Pleistocene epoch) would normally be referred to as ‘The Ice Age’
Completely Nude
Clothing? Depends on the weather, surely.
“Early man was small and weak?”
Depends which early man you’re talking about. Some early human species like Homo
floresiensis were shorter; other prehistoric tribes like the Gravettians were taller. There’s
evidence to suggest that the earliest humans on the African savannahs were tall and skinny.
Britain Was France
“They could do this because Britain was still joined by land to France” - actually it was joined
to Belgium and the Netherlands, via a stretch of now-submerged land we call Doggerland.
The most popular theory suggests Doggerland was obliterated by a tsunami caused by the
Storegga Slide - a succession of three submarine landslides that occurred in the North Sea
around 8200 years ago (roughly 6225-6170 BCE).
It does seem like climate had a part to play in which animals lived in Britain, but whether we
could say they emigrated across Doggerland is another matter. No one actually knows.
Probably a Woman’s Job
The beginnings of institutional sexism in my schoolwork - copied from a school textbook:
His wife used a scraper to clean the inside of animal skins.
Ignoring for the moment we don’t even know if early humans even had such concepts as
marriage - the type of social structures we recognise as families didn’t even exist until the
Neolithic, which the same author is just about to tell me in a few pages’ time - who decided
on this gender-focused division of labour, and why? It seems to have been an assumption
made by anthropologists who studied hunter-gatherer groups in the 19th century, viewing
gender division through their own societal lens, and doesn’t seem to bear any relation to the
evidence we keep turning up.
But people keep reprinting these outmoded assumptions. This one says all women gathered
nuts, cooked, made clothes and looked after the kids, while all men hunted animals and
made art. It specifically says women did not make art. And that their jobs were EASIER than
the male jobs. Wow. Good luck with that simple career as a nut-gathering, child-minding
tailor-chef.
November 1979
People in the Old Stone Age (2)
People in the Old Stone Age
Guy Fawkes
People in the Old Stone Age: 2
People in the Old Stone Age: 3
The New Stone Age
People of the Bronze Age
The Story of Nelson: 1
The Story of Nelson: 2
The Story of Nelson: 3
Florence Nightingale
The Story of Nelson: 4
The Story of Nelson: 5
The Story of Nelson: 6
The Story of Nelson: 7
Christopher Columbus: 1
Christopher Columbus: 2
The Soldier
Napoleon Bonaparte
Napoleon’s Mother
The Queen of Spain
The French Revolution
The Surrender of Toulon
Upon Return From Italy
The Armed Revolt
Josephine de Beauharnais
The Thin Young Man
The Little Corporal
The Most Famous Man in France
A Proposal About Egypt
Master of France
Weary of War
Hero of the People
Emperor at 34
Danger Across the Sea
Wherever Wood Can Float
An Empire in Decline
String Orchestra
A visit from the North
Yorkshire County
Council Orchestra
Great Space Battles
Three mighty empires
take their first steps
into outer space
TERM 1
A day-by-day account of
Waen’s first term at
Fairburn School
TOPIC 1
He knows the names of
all the dinosaurs
TOPIC 2
The one where it all
kicks off
Waen Shepherd 2
Waen’s heroic antics in
the far-flung future of
2007 AD!
The Fugitive
A man runs - but who is
he? And what is he
running from?
The Flame in the
Desert
An evil fire threatens
the safety of the world