As I’ve said elsewhere, I wasn’t really into sport. But the Winter Olympics had started the
night before and, on this occasion, something about the games must have fired my
imagination. Not just mine though - my classmate Andrew Wall is a core participant here
and, even though I wrote the words, i’m pretty sure he must have been actively involved in
the events I was describing.
I’ve said before that playtimes were dominated by football. But occasionally, some of us
would end up doing other things instead. I remember role-playing things we’d seen on telly
like The Incredible Hulk, Blake’s 7 or Star Wars. Each of us in the group would take a
character and play that role until the bell went, improvising a story as we went along. Or
sometimes we’d role-play other, more down-to-earth scenarios - cops and robbers,
firefighters, people having to be rescued after falling off cliffs.
These things didn’t always go smoothly. Often we’d disagree about who played what. Not
everyone can be Spider-Man, but that didn’t stop me trying. I always wanted to be Luke
Skywalker but usually ended up having to play Darth Vader - a situation most adults would
probably find quite weird, but as a kid, it made me feel quite despondent. Sometimes there’d
be heated discussions about the feasibility of certain actions - whether or not the Dukes of
Hazzard are allowed to protect themselves with force fields; whether it’s possible for a
crocodile to fly - that sort of thing. But if we could negotiate these obstacles, every once in a
blue moon, we’d improvise a scenario that was so incredibly pleasing that, when the bell
rang and playtime was over, someone had to record it for posterity.
I don’t know for certain if that’s what happened here. I just suspect it did, and on several
other occasions too. In fact, I’d say most times I wrote about me and my friends - unless it’s
about weird characters I invented or the friend wasn’t actually at the same school - I was
describing something that actually happened. Or at least, something we actually pretended
happened.
Andrew Wall was a good boy to play with. He was into similar things - Star Wars, Blake’s 7,
Micronauts and so on - and he hadn’t completely lost his soul to football like some of the
other boys. So using our imaginations at playtime wasn’t a big deal. What surprises me is
that the very first time I wrote about this sort of thing, we were both pretending to be winter
sports stars. Except obviously, I’m writing this in my English book, so I’m the British
champion, not him. That bit doesn’t surprise me at all.
I’ve no idea if I was the only one who wrote these things down. I’d like to think that,
somewhere, there’s a book by Andrew Wall full of stories about me, which go exactly like
mine except he’s the British champion instead of me, and I’m the one who has to spend
longest in hospital. But I’d also like to think I’m the only one in the class who managed to fill
nine English books in two and a half years. And I can’t have everything.
Mr Geraghty found this one incredibly funny, for reasons I didn’t quite appreciate until he
pointed them out to me. The main one being that I’d got the rules to the different skiing
disciplines a bit muddled up - the slalom course was about speed and the ski jump about
technique, and I’d put them the wrong way round. I don’t remember him quizzing me about
the shooter’s motivations, or whether it would have been nice for someone to tell me I was
the champion while I was recovering in hospital, rather than making me wait to find out
several months later. But he must have thought about it.
I don’t think I wrote about being an olympic medallist again, but it’s definitely not the last we
hear of Andrew Wall. He very quickly became my best friend in Fairburn and, for the first
year at least, the person I wrote about most.
British Skiing Events
Bonfire Night
Waen’s first time at the
annual village fireworks
display
String Orchestra
A visit from the North
Yorkshire County
Council Orchestra
TOPIC 2
The one where it all
kicks off
TERM 1
A day-by-day account of
Waen’s first term at
Fairburn School
TERM 2
The birth of the 1980s -
Blake’s 7, Blondie and
battles in space
TOPIC 1
He knows the names of
all the dinosaurs
Great Space Battles
Three mighty empires
take their first steps
into outer space
Waen Shepherd 2
Waen’s heroic antics in
the far-flung future of
2007 AD!
Ward’s 7
John Ward and his band
of rebels fight the evil
Federation
Fiends of the Eastern
Front
Vampires, paraphrased
from 2000 AD
Supersilver
Pharoid and Supersilver
fight over the Great
Micromid!
British Skiing Events
TERM 1
A day-by-day account of
Waen’s first term at
Fairburn School
TERM 2
The birth of the 1980s -
Blake’s 7, Blondie and
battles in space
TOPIC 2
The one where it all
kicks off
The Forgotten World
John and Mick fall foul
of some extreme
potholing
Bonfire Night
Waen’s first time at the
annual village fireworks
display
Waen Shepherd 2
Waen’s heroic antics in
the far-flung future of
2007 AD!
Ward’s 7
John Ward and his band
of rebels fight the evil
Federation
As I’ve said elsewhere, I wasn’t really into sport. But
the Winter Olympics had started the night before
and, on this occasion, something about the games
must have fired my imagination. Not just mine
though - my classmate Andrew Wall is a core
participant here and, even though I wrote the
words, i’m pretty sure he must have been actively
involved in the events I was describing.
I’ve said before that playtimes were dominated by
football. But occasionally, some of us would end up
doing other things instead. I remember role-playing
things we’d seen on telly like The Incredible Hulk,
Blake’s 7 or Star Wars. Each of us in the group
would take a character and play that role until the
bell went, improvising a story as we went along. Or
sometimes we’d role-play other, more down-to-
earth scenarios - cops and robbers, firefighters,
people having to be rescued after falling off cliffs.
These things didn’t always go smoothly. Often we’d
disagree about who played what. Not everyone can
be Spider-Man, but that didn’t stop me trying. I
always wanted to be Luke Skywalker but usually
ended up having to play Darth Vader - a situation
most adults would probably find quite weird, but as
a kid, it made me feel quite despondent. Sometimes
there’d be heated discussions about the feasibility
of certain actions - whether or not the Dukes of
Hazzard are allowed to protect themselves with
force fields; whether it’s possible for a crocodile to
fly - that sort of thing. But if we could negotiate
these obstacles, every once in a blue moon, we’d
improvise a scenario that was so incredibly pleasing
that, when the bell rang and playtime was over,
someone had to record it for posterity.
I don’t know for certain if that’s what happened
here. I just suspect it did, and on several other
occasions too. In fact, I’d say most times I wrote
about me and my friends - unless it’s about weird
characters I invented or the friend wasn’t actually at
the same school - I was describing something that
actually happened. Or at least, something we
actually pretended happened.
Andrew Wall was a good boy to play with. He was
into similar things - Star Wars, Blake’s 7, Micronauts
and so on - and he hadn’t completely lost his soul to
football like some of the other boys. So using our
imaginations at playtime wasn’t a big deal. What
surprises me is that the very first time I wrote about
this sort of thing, we were both pretending to be
winter sports stars. Except obviously, I’m writing this
in my English book, so I’m the British champion, not
him. That bit doesn’t surprise me at all.
I’ve no idea if I was the only one who wrote these
things down. I’d like to think that, somewhere,
there’s a book by Andrew Wall full of stories about
me, which go exactly like mine except he’s the
British champion instead of me, and I’m the one
who has to spend longest in hospital. But I’d also
like to think I’m the only one in the class who
managed to fill nine English books in two and a half
years. And I can’t have everything.
Mr Geraghty found this one incredibly funny, for
reasons I didn’t quite appreciate until he pointed
them out to me. The main one being that I’d got the
rules to the different skiing disciplines a bit
muddled up - the slalom course was about speed
and the ski jump about technique, and I’d put them
the wrong way round. I don’t remember him
quizzing me about the shooter’s motivations, or
whether it would have been nice for someone to tell
me I was the champion while I was recovering in
hospital, rather than making me wait to find out
several months later. But he must have thought
about it.
I don’t think I wrote about being an olympic
medallist again, but it’s definitely not the last we
hear of Andrew Wall. He very quickly became my
best friend in Fairburn and, for the first year at
least, the person I wrote about most.
The Fugitive
A man runs - but who is
he? And what is he
running from?
The Flame in the
Desert
An evil fire threatens
the safety of the world
Supersilver
Pharoid and Supersilver
fight over the Great
Micromid!